Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Aug 2024

  complicated playing as she walks off to find some other girl to jack off to and do nothing about… cinema

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  Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Nov 2024

  i think we could all learn from bill and ted and be a little more excellent to each other

Recent reviews

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  Garth Marenghi's Darkplace 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  unfortunately i am captivated by dean’s awkward charm, many vests, big cigars, and even bigger rifles

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  Holland 2025

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  thought this was so poorly-written that i passed out for two hours during the first real bit of action but then i realized i had taken one singular tylenol pm and forgotten about it

Popular reviews

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  High School Musical 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  can we talk about how high school musical is more visually pleasing than any marvel movie and has more solid music than anything since disney sacked lin manuel miranda

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  La terreur et la vertu: Robespierre 1964

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  WHAT…. THE FUCK