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Anyone But You 2023
i was thinking about that vine kid singing unwritten in the car for like half the movie. the other half was spent thinking about how you could probably bounce a quarter off glen powell’s ass.
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Field of Dreams 1989
i’m going to go ahead and be 100% honest with you right now- i have never actually seen this movie in its entirety, only bits and pieces of it at a time. i have also made my mind up that i don’t ever want to actually see it because the version of it i’ve made up in my head is the only version i need.
kevin costner (his name is ray, i know this much) suffers from paranoid schizophrenia and…
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Everybody Wants Some!! 2016
this movie was like if Richard Linklater took all the random white boys of the month, put their names on a wheel, threw darts, and whoever they landed on was immediately cast and put into tiny little slutty shorts…
and i loved every second of it.
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