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Rap World 2024
when i first watched this i was so high i got scared but watching it with the boys drinking some asahis made for the perfect viewing experience. in a world where everyone is trying to remake the same six movies this is a testament to the potential of 21st century bro filmmaking.
🎶 toby - hanna 🎶 na na na na na na na na 🎶
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Burn After Reading 2008
brad pitt drinks from a water bottle in this in a way i did not think humanly possible. really stellar himbo performance. and i like how idiotic all the cia and lower level dc schmucks seem. but i did not feel any emotion other than mild schadenfreude as has been my experience with the coen brothers’ entire filmography
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The Substance 2024
a movie that dares to ask the question, can hollywood be bad?
low key evil. no pun intended but there is absolutely no substance to be found. when did we decide that movies “not taking themselves seriously” or “being satire” made them good? i actually don’t want to be a bitch who can’t watch new movies but it’s getting hard out here with the sub zero IQ writing & blatant pastiche of true auteurs, repackaged as vaguely “feminist” and hyper-stylized but completely…
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Spring Fever 2009
Random Criterion Channel selection. Incredibly hot and devastating realism. Shot so honestly, desperately, all characters radiating an almost paralyzing desire for connection. Hypnotic from the opening shot of lotuses in rain. Chen Sicheng such a heartbreaker in this. Whole thing the tone of heavy clouds in the middle of day. Best karaoke scene, made me weepy for love + friendship. I don’t mind how fuzzy and gray this is. Such is life. So much unfolding subtextually, I love being shown…
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