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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 30 Mar 2025

  A movie that perfectly fits in my wheelhouse. It's like if there was a three stooges horror movie. Just perfect for me.

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  Death Becomes Her 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Mar 2025

  Never get sick of this one

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

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  Fuck. This is gonna be a doozy of a review I can feel it.

  
  Fuck this unnecessary bullshit. This movie was every single one of my fears about a sequel to Beetlejuice come true. Rehashed (but much worse) scenes from the first. Not a single joke made me even smile. I was surprised Laura Dern didn't show up to complete my hatred for this movie. Keaton (my favorite goddamn actor ever) had zero energy and Beetlejuice is ALL energy. Every…

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