Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kong: Skull Island 2017

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2017

  Decent take on bugging Kong.
  Opens more on flora and fauna on Skull Island.
  Wish I'd seen more tribes like in the original movie, or in Peter Jackson's remake.

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  Bee Movie 2007

  ★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2007

  A man gets cucked by a bee.
  And instead of traveling to other parts of the world, the bee tries to sue a honey company.
  THIS WAS RELEASED AND RATED FOR KIDS?!?!?!?!?

Popular reviews

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  Reprisal 2018

  ½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  "And I blame Bruce Willis. And somehow my name was before his on the poster!"

  "First of all, that truly was a money job."

  "You know the money's not going into the movie, somebody else is getting the money. And so the production value is terrible" - Frank Grillo, the film's (supposed) lead.

  Why the fuck should Willis be credited when we just see his body double take 9/10 of Willis' role onscreen?

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  The Godfather Part III 1990

  ★ Rewatched 11 Aug 2017

  That pig Coppola should've just got his daughter a car instead of letting her wipe her delusional blind nepo ass on this franchise.

  Only the helicopter and Silvio Dante references worked for me.

  Gabagool.