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  The Requin 2022

  ½ Watched 21 Nov 2023

  i want to beat everyone involved in this cinematic titanic until their spirits leave their bodies. i would genuinely rather be caught speaking hebrew in the 1940s than watch this carnival of crap again.

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  The Toolbox Murders 1978

  ½ Watched 20 Nov 2023

  the only good part of this movie is the bath scene. for obvious reasons. the rest of the movie is the cinematic equivalent of syphilitic turds.

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  MOV 2022

  ½ Watched 20 Nov 2023

  CAN WE HAVE A LAW THAT STATES "FILMS" HAVE TO BE MADE BY "FILM. MAKERS"?

  good god, this film made me so goddamn angry. not a single redeeming feature, pointless utter tripe.

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