Steve Charnock

Steve Charnock

Give me sodium amytal and I'll give you a recipe for a potato chip dip.

Favorite films

  • Manhunter
  • Heat
  • GoodFellas
  • Dragged Across Concrete

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

  • The Gorge

    ★½

  • Haywire

    ★★★★½

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★★★

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Boring New World, more like.

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★½

    Total waste of half a good idea. Feels like it was written, filmed and edited by an AI program with its 'Clunky Exposition' rating set to 100%.

    The usually pretty cool Miles Teller plays this like an sleeping 1980's Richard Gere, while the supposedly deadly and double hard ATJ just looks like a tiny little Goth sixth former.

    The first half is unbelievably fucking boring. The second half is like watching a stoned mate who's forgotten you're round their house…

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  • Begotten

    Begotten

    ½

    I fall asleep to this every night.

  • Juror #2

    Juror #2

    ★½

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