BloopMaster

BloopMaster

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Favorite films

  • Whisper of the Heart
  • Shrek 2
  • My Dinner with Andre
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

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  • Chicken Run

    ★★★

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Antz

    ★★½

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  • Chicken Run

    Chicken Run

    ★★★

    "A riveting anti-capitalist feminist joy of the sens" -- STFU it's not that deep 😐
    One of the most by-the-numbers movies that I can imagine, but not bad by any means. It's charming enough, and there's something about the Aardman style (everything is so thick and playdoughy) that keeps everything feeling grounded despite some of the wacky shit that happens. I get done watching and am like "those chickens kinda looked scary as fuck but my soul is intact and…

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

    "Well, isn't that nice. But guess what. You didn't file your paperwork last night. This office is closed" - Roz

    Anuttah reel good feel good mocean pick sure. It's not pretentious, but it does wear its heart on its sleeve. Didn't know it was a mom movie going in, but it was executed wonderfully. My favorite aspect of this movie is Roz slowly becoming more and more socialized throughout her time on the island, first in service of completing her…

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  • Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

    This shit is shit. Megashit. Metroshit, even. Titanshit, if you will.
    In all reality, it's just the start to yet another mediocre TV series based on a DreamWorks property. Just over a decade late and aimed at the polar opposite audience of those who revere the original film. It's laughable to think how it was settled what demographic this shit was to be aimed at. Young girls were watching Disney's Tangled back in '10 while Megamind was a macho boys…

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    It's a little miracle when a 2D animated flick gets a theatrical release. Even the push to release this to theaters was one of pure passion, since this movie ain't making shit! This one is cartoony down to every fiber of its being, a grand oasis in the scorching desert for animation fans; that is the main draw (pun fucking intended). It's cartoony for the sake of it and that's what makes it so likable. The old alien film angle…