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  Tusk 2014

  ★½ Watched 11 Apr 2023

  he is tortured in a walrus skin prison. Johnny Depp is silly but hey if you like walruses and gore you found the right movie buddy.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 10 Apr 2023

  mamma mia

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  Open Water 2003

  ★ Watched 27 Mar 2023

  this movie was literal booty ass. if you’re looking for a shark movie you’re in the wrong place. majority of this movie is just a couple sitting in water while being very upset.

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  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2023

  very close to the book but the dwarves are unnecessarily sexy.

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