Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  nobody told me how incredibly funny dakota is in this. her sarcastic tone and dry humor serving as a 4th wall break of the ridiculousness of it all. My rating is attributed mostly to the comedy of this movie.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Ummm… the most ok movie. It maximizes its okayness, it has become an alright movie. I left the cinema feeling like I acknowledged the movie. This is certainly a movie. 

  It’s fun and cute. The first act looks so promising but I think I would’ve enjoyed reading the third act on wikipedia instead of watching it fall flat for 45 minutes (tho it had fun moments too). I think I would’ve enjoyed this better if I didn’t have high expectations.

Popular reviews

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  please, remember this night 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Aug 2023

  this is what going on Omegle feels like

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2022

  that ending clutched my heart man wtf was that

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