This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“Earth, wind, fire, water… oh no, they joined forces like the Power Rangers!”
“You’re thinking of Voltron.”
“Who?”
“Voltron! You’re thinking of Voltron!”
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when i’m in a haunting the narrative competition and my opponent is tony stark
highly flawed movie in the sense that they just continue to build on the problem of making peter a kid with a rich “uncle” which is not spider-man’s thing at all, and it felt really like thrown together and the krull thing…
“I just wanted to be like you.”
“And I wanted you to be better.”
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s/o hannah who let me lowkey quote the shit out of this movie; honestly don’t know how i can quote so much of it since im pretty sure ive only seen it once before this? but i think its just cause this movie is lowkey iconic
“I was a lesbian for a while, you know, but it was all a bit too wet for me in the end. Men are so lovely and dry.”
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…i just don’t get it honestly. like, obviously i get it, oliver’s a pathological liar and shit and he just wanted this family’s money but like, are we supposed to presume he’s a psychopath? or sociopath? or whichever one it is that has no emotions? cause his family seems perfectly fine…
“What happened was not your fault, but what you did to try and fix it, was everything. I love you, mom”
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thank god i never saw this movie in theatres, I had the most loud, gut-wrenching, teeth chattering sobs for the entire end sequence. I started crying during the flight montage and i honestly, didn’t stop the entire rest of the film.
absolutely heart-wrenching film, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to watch it again, it literally destroyed me
