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  Win a Trip to Browntown! 2021

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Worst movie ever made. I need to pluck out the individual nerves in my ears and eyes. The acting is shittier than an old persons used diaper, the storyline is more awkward than a college freshman named sean at the uconn board game club, and the watch is harder than a mile long wall of tungsten. Save yourself the time and break all technology within 20 feet of you if you see anything resembling this movie nearby. Fuck everyone involved…

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  Red One 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2024 1

  Truly eye opening reality to the heartfelt existence of Santa Claus (code name: red one). Made me understand his struggle with humanity, revealing the polarizing issues with his existence. Blessed to be able to view such art.

Popular reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  Strange, but intriguing. Relationship’s and classes are blended together. Probably one of Kubrick’s better films with the aspect mystery left by the orgy and the ignorance which comforts the Hartford’s for the rest of their lives; these make this movie very ambiguous and a must watch.

  To conspire upon Kubrick’s death using this movie is overused, but overlooked in my opinion. Death as a theme ties in with the “normalcy” of disappearances and deaths related with the mysterious meetings, making…

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2022

  I think I’m Gordon

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