Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  ew 
  but like kinda good
  but ewwww

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  Napoleon 2023

  Rewatched 13 Feb 2025

  this movie and i have a relationship not unlike the one napoleon had with josephine

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  - noo little german boy, don’t go into that carriage!!
  - oh mein gott, i have unlocked horrors beyond mein komprehension. 

  very freaky!
  i had so much fun. 

  truly the Dune experience of horror films
  iykyk

  big scale, beautifully shot, fantastic score - i could go on! the costumes?? very horny as well 

  absolutely loved every second

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  The Predator 2018

  ½ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  In the end, the true “predator killer” was this movie, huh 

  let me just say: how did this get worse??
  i cannot believe multiple people signed off on The Predator and thought it made good choices in any way. 

  
  as a fan of this franchise i had hope for some increase in quality after the disaster known as Aliens vs. Predator - but once again i just got more and more disappointed as the movie progressed. 

  unfortunately the line “He kills people so you can be a mailman” perfectly set the tone for this movie.