Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Movie 43 2013

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Movie is straight up retarded but I laughed A LOT 💀 I never claimed to have a refined sense of humor though

  Most of it feels like shit The Whitest Kid U'Know would've came up with so it was always gonna be a hit for me.

  Not good but a good time.

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  Idiocracy 2006

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  It's okay funny but it isn't as clever as I was always made to believe by how people talked about it. There were a couple of things where I was like "Yikes, that's actually kinda happening today" though.

  It's alright, I was expecting something else I think.

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ½ Watched 21 Jul 2022

  I truly feel like this is a mockery of cinema. Performances are horrible. The dad of Finney and Gwennie is the worst performance I've seen in a while. Every character was extremely one dimensional. Story is so fucking basic and boring that it was fucking mind numbing. Nothing crazy happens, nothing worth watching happens. So goddamn boring. We get it, IT and Stranger Things are popular, you don't have to so obviously try to be them. There is absolutely nothing…

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2022

  What actually was this. This was just a piece of shit movie. Like actually a shit movie.

  Even completely ignoring the age gap there is precisely ZERO reason to care about their "relationship". The movie had nothing to say and went absolutely nowhere. I truly cannot grasp what anyone finds enjoyable about this.

  Worst movie I've seen in a very long time and the hype around it makes it even worse.