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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Super confused at the beginning. Was worried that they would catch me up on the previous sixteen installments I missed

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  Wild Mountain Thyme 2020

  ★★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025 1

  In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when…

Popular reviews

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★ Rewatched 12 Dec 2020 2

  This film scared me as a child with the chocolate cake scene. Now it just makes me uncomfortable.
  Watching it as an adult, I’d like to congratulate the direction of Danny Davito. He really pushes this discomfort tone at the start of the film and I was extremely uncomfortable.
  Continuing on with the movie it’s pretty boring. This girl has magic powers but uses them so poorly. The things that this film could’ve done and decided not to angers me.…

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  Robots 2005

  ★ Rewatched 26 Aug 2020 2

  Who the fuck made Obi-Wan Kenobi the protagonist in this film. And why the fuck did they hire Robin Williams and not utilise his talent enough! This movie could've been so much more than what it was but nah we get a pile of dog shit. Thanks 20th Century Fox

  Most Quotable Line

  "Hey kids get a load of this (Proceeds to empty all gas from her bowels)"