Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025 1

  No wonder it’s so hard to find a house these days!!! If I was a real estate agent I’d be pissing myself!

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★½ Watched 28 Oct 2024 1

  This is like the film equivalent of a game prioritising graphics over gameplay

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024 1

  Replace the words ‘spice’ with ‘sertraline’ and trust me the film is going to become 10x funnier.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Aug 2023 1

  🗣️🔈🔈🔈 DK. DONKEY KONG

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