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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  If you gave me a translator I’d crack a couple Schlitz’s with the big fella

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  “I’m gonna beat the rest of the placenta out of you” might be one of the better lines of the year.

  Theo James also got straight up out acted by the 12yo kid. Dunked on some would say

  Probably a 2.5 if I watched it at home

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  Gladiator II 2024

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