Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Unedited Footage of a Bear 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  what if every ad on youtube we skipped was just like this one?

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  Too Many Cooks 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  get snarfed

Popular reviews

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★½ Watched 07 Aug 2024

  they cooked with that ending

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  Planet of the Apes 1968

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 May 2024

  **THIS REVIEW HAS SPOILERS FOR THE NEWER TRILOGY (RISE, DAWN, & WAR) AND ALSO KINGDOM, SO DONT READ FURTHER UNLESS YOU’VE SEEN THEM**

  it also has spoilers for this movie

  okay

  you should be gone now if you haven’t seen those aforementioned movies.

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  okay review time.

  this was pretty awesome and held up very well over the years. there were definitely some pacing issues, but that’s forgivable. let’s talk about the good stuff.

  first off, loved the introduction…