Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall

Favorite films

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Baby Driver
  • The Princess Bride

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★½

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★½

  • Tag

    ★★★

  • Midnight in Paris

    ★★★½

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  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★½

    I can understand people’s criticisms of this movie, but I think as far as modern reboots / cash-grab sequels to timeless classics go, this was among the better examples - up there with Top Gun: Maverick and Tron: Legacy in my opinion. 
    I saw the first Matrix movie a couple years ago, but only recently revisited it to finish the trilogy. I enjoyed all three of the original films, but as with most franchises the first was definitely the best,…

  • Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever

    Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever

    ★½

    The ONLY reason Bryan Johnson has a Netflix documentary made about him is because he has managed, quite successfully, to construct a cult of personality around himself - and he admits as such in this film.
    I’m not claiming to know more about the health-related subjects than the experts in this film, but I do know enough about longevity research, mitochondrial biology, human anatomy and physiology, as well as nutrition, fitness, and other holistic therapy methods through my own work…

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  • Being John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich

    ½

    Without a doubt the worst film I’ve ever seen. It’s horrible. It’s so bad that when it FINALLY ended I snapped the Blu Ray in half and threw it in the bin. I don’t understand how anyone could possibly like this movie. If this film were a person, it would be Steve Buscemi because it’s dull, distasteful, and just sickening to look at. I hope I never have to meet anyone who enjoys this film

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    ★★★★½

    I’m very grateful to have seen such a classic in the cinema. And you know it’s a classic when you know most of the best lines going into it without ever having seen the movie before. 





    Also, I had the most INTENSE piss after the film was over with The Dark Knight main score blasting over the speakers while I was stood at the urinal.

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