Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  At first, I was like “eh whatever, okay airplane movie” and then I got off the plane and couldn’t stop thinking about Jesse Eisenberg’s feet and generational expectations and disappointment

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  Troy 2004

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  The real Achille’s heel of this movie was Achilles being straight and his historically acknowledged lover being his cousin

Popular reviews

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  Superbad 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Sep 2024

  There are 150 million people in the world named Muhammad, and for every 100 people in the US, 0.02% are named McLovin. Just so ya know

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  South Park: The End of Obesity 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Holy shit this is art oh my god I’m literally shaking (from ozempic withdrawal)

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