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  The Final Sanction 1990

  ★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Final Sanction: 1990

  I base all my early morning movie choices by 3 characteristics:

  1: IMDB cast list with an overabundance of no pictures. This particular gem has 5 out of 101 with actual pictures.
  2: A title that sounds like you have already seen it. Is this the Final Conflict? Or the Eiger Sanction? Which one is this again?
  3: Does it have Robert Z'Dar?

  If any of these answers are Yes, then I'm watching it. And with Final…

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  Haywire 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Haywire: 2011

  Gina Carano is a very good fighter and a mildly attractive woman. She is in the Star Wars, Marvel, and Fast and Furious universes. And she did it all by being an ignorant bigot. I mean, she was literally at the beginning of her acting career and she actually had the balls to say that being a Republican was like being Jewish during the Holocaust. Eek.

  This movie has so many big names in it you would think…

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  The Terminator 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025 2

  Terminator: 1984

  Skynet, oh my Skynet. I long for your activation.
  No more work, school, or errands. Life would be a vacation.
  No more awkward Zoom meetings, or irrelevant credit scores.
  No more vacuuming or dishes, or other weeknight chores.
  No more HR emails, frozen dinners, and neighbors loud kids.
  No more fucking Chihuahuas, Elon Musk, or Tupperware with no lids.
  No more arbitrary laws that are constantly absconded,
  Just robots and flying cars, it's the future we wanted.

  Skynet,…

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024 2

  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice: 2024

  Here's the thing, Winona Ryder was my first crush. And if I plan it right, my last. I can't name a bad movie she was in. And like every other 50 something year old dude, I'm still have a thing for her. I mean, no one really gives a fuck about those shitty kids in Stranger Things, it's about Winona and Rudy. But, unlike all the other losers that just keep their crush on her secret and…

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