Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Step Up Revolution 2012

  Watched 20 May 2021

  Honestly just watch this one, no need for Step Up 1 - 3. Here are some notes I took while watching:
  - why are they flicking sand everywhere at the beach dance lol
  - Why is YouTube hosting a contest where the person with the first 10 million views gets $100,000...
  - Hot main guy looks like a good guy cause he has a little sister
  - Why does this movie look like a porno could begin at any second …

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  Rewatched 17 Sep 2021

  Some notes:
  - the music is so goddamn good, I get hyped whenever that organ pops off
  - Emma Rossums’s curls are toight (tight) like it’s so obviously not natural curls
  - sooo her dad died and said “daughter I’m sending you an Angel of music” and she grew up with a secret opera instructor she never met who eventually fell in love with her even tho he is implied to be a dad-like figure??? She’s also *checks notes* 17?????…

Recent reviews

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  Benedetta 2021

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Going to tell my religious aunts that Jesus Christ had a pussy

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  The Pirate 1948

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  DVD Collection 2025 Watch #9

  If you want to see someone throw a chair at Gene Kelly or see him wearing slutty little shorts, please watch this! 

  Also, I too would reveal in a hypnotized state that my true love is in fact a boy from a book I read as a little girl (Edward Cullen) don’t judge me

Popular reviews

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  Pretty Baby: Brooke Shields 2023

  Watched 04 Apr 2023 1

  When it got to the Drew Barrymore interview parts I couldn’t stop thinking “girl, put your shoes on😒”

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  Life-Size 2000

  Rewatched 06 Aug 2022

  Mother: “well honey what about a doll?”
  Daughter: “no wayyy, I want something with microchips”