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Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Shining
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • Prime Cut

    ★★★

  • Catchfire

    ★★★½

  • Cathy's Curse

    ★★★

  • Evil Eye

    ★★

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  • Prime Cut

    Prime Cut

    ★★★

    Lee Marvin doing Lee Marvin things in this ultra-lean 70’s action flick about some mafia dudes doing shady dealings with a Kansas City cattle farmer (Gene Hackman) that go south. Seriously, I at one point looked at the time remaining on the movie and there was only 15 minutes left, fully expecting to see at least 40-45. So yeah, Prime Cut doesn’t really waste a lot of time on the whole character development thing, which I am both a bit…

  • Catchfire

    Catchfire

    ★★★½

    I believe that I have found the solution to overcoming my lingering sadness. It comes in the form of a saxophone and playing it despite having absolutely zero talent. Just nothing but tuneless wailing and hip gyrations. I do not have any plexi-glass windows to slam it up against, but I’ll figure something out.

    If this fails, I guess there is always banging on a bed covered in pink Hostess Sno-Balls.

    Thank you, Dennis Hopper, for this completely fascinating mess. You goddamn hero.

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  • I Don't Want to Be Born

    I Don't Want to Be Born

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Shark Hunter

    The Shark Hunter

    ★★★

    A feature length film starring a blond wig wearing Franco Nero or a very long music video starring a blond wig wearing Franco Nero? You be the judge. To be fair, the score provided by the De Angelis brothers is rad…so I have zero issue with them getting as much mileage out of it as they attempted. It probably did more heavy lifting than any actor/actresses in the movie outside of Nero.

    Notable collaborative pals Enzo Castellari and Franco Nero…