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  American Made 2017

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Tom Cruise plays a cocky something who becomes quite successful at something, becoming more cocky. He’s carried by the actor that plays his love interest. But OH NO there’s a downfall coming his way! What’s he to do?

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Ah, yes. This year’s “cool to hate” entry, for your consideration. 

  Absolutely nothing wrong with this. Great cast, enjoyable enough, not too convoluted, just a fun way to spend a couple of hours. 

  “Why is Chris Pratt pretending to be Han Solo?” I hear faceless people cry on the internet. You mean Chris Pratt, who played the MCU’s Han Solo? No idea. Beats me. Baffling, that.

Popular reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Well this was a fucking mess! Best demonstrated by this genuine line:

  “Hey, Ally? Ally, listen to me: you deserve to be happy. You deserve to have someone love you for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are. I mean, you can be so clueless sometimes; it's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids and move to Notting Hill. No. This is love, momma. Some kind of... wonderful, crazy stupid love, actually.”

  Scream - humour and edge + Valentine = terrible stinky mess.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Batshit crazy. Never getting into a sleeping bag again. 

  Also - not proud of laughing out loud at a flaming pushchair.

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