ive got nothing to say that hasn’t been said before about this 2-hour dev hell cautionary tale. cgi is obscenely off-putting which i wouldn’t care about if the movie didn’t cost roughly the same as a 75 foot skyscraper⁽¹⁾.
Regardless, here’s a list of gripes I’ve got with this 2-hour bastardization of a story that wasn’t even that good to begin with:
- almost every comedic beat is painfully unfunny. same level as 2012 millennial-bashing facebook humour
- heavily compromises…