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Blood Cult 1985
I proudly own the United Home Video VHS.
No, Blood Cult was not the first SOV produced specifically for the home video market, regardless of any past claims stating the contrary, but it doesn’t make it any less important to SOV culture. I’d say that it belongs on my Mount Rushmore amongst the likes of 555 (1988), Video Violence (1987), and Woodchipper Massacre (1988) based mostly off of the fact that it takes itself so seriously and presents itself with…
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Night of Terror 1986
I think I watched the alternate cut this time. I’m still not quite sure what it’s about. A German woman is released from an insane asylum by her estranged husband and is gaslit. The movie is choppy and vague.
A tip to anyone out there that might one day make a movie: the viewer shouldn’t have to struggle to make sense of your bullshit, half-baked plot. The brain tends to just check out at one point.
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Killing Spree 1987
*Director’s commentary w/ Tim Ritter*
Dude is so humble and just a wealth of independent film knowledge.
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Barbie & Kendra Storm Area 51 2020
Coronasploitation is apparently a thing. Charles Band ought to be ashamed of himself for putting his name on crap like this. A tiny part of me almost wants to commend him for his ambition to produce films during the peak of the pandemic quarantine, but the results were just awful. He is nothing more than a carny. Using 75% recycled footage isn’t crafty or skillful — it is a cheat to the audience.
I will never again take Robin Sydney…
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