I know that this is objectively a good movie. There’s a reason it’s studied in Film 101 classes. But this time around, all I felt was impatient and horny. Like hurry up and start killing people so the movie can end you know? And then it’s like, wait I don’t remember him being this hot. Why do I want this to end? What would I rather be doing? There are answers to these questions. The problem is I don’t know them.
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Problemista 2023
I went to the Cheesecake Factory right after watching this, sent my food back, and got a free cheesecake. Tilda Swinton was right. Always send the food back.
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The Devil Wears Prada 2006
Emily Blunt deserved an Oscar for “I’m sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention to go to”
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