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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  a really intimate, beautiful film about being kind of dumb & vaguely grasping the meaning of something important right before it ends. and, when all is said and done, isn't that really what every story is about in its heart?

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  it cribbed a lot from "Lady Pope," my as-of-yet unreleased television pilot, but there are worse things to steal from

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★½ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  bella not know why script is half philosophy 101 drivel and half cromulent fuckcrustable

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  Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008

  ★½ Watched 10 May 2023 2

  this is a musical for people who weren't cool enough to listen to Evanescence. this is sweeney todd for gay people. this is Dr Horrible for fans of American McGee. this is the cinematic equivalent of a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac tattoo on your thigh

  at like 80 minutes in i realized i had to finish quicker so i put this movie on 1.5x speed & immediately unlocked its intended form: an early youtube AMV

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