Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ocean's Twelve 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 17 Jan 2025

  ok finally rewatched this after years of hating it in my memory and it’s pretty much a mess but fun if you like the cast. still the weakest of the trilogy

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  kinda sucks that we know a decade later that robots are in fact going to look that stupid. cybertruck lookin ass

Popular reviews

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  Sexmission 1984

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2018

  how do you make a movie with this plot THAT heterosexual

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★ Rewatched 01 Jul 2018 1

  me, banging on stephenie meyer's window at 4:02 am: how do vampires get boners if they don't have blood. stephenie how do vampires nut. i know you're home