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  Behind Enemy Lines 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2022

  Lightening McQueen stars in this movie as a fighter pilot who gets shot down by some Serbs committing genocide during the Bosnian war. 

  This whole movie is tense and It’s a favorite of mine. There is a Serbian guy in a tracksuit that is the most Eastern European looking dude to ever Eastern European. He could say one word and get Putin to give him the Gluck Gluck 9000 treatment. 

  Also wtf is up with Owen Wilson’s nose?? Can we…

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2022

  This movie had me rock hard the entire time. I cant Remember the last time I watched A movie, and the second it finished I wanted To throw it back on a second time. 

  Tom cruise is a beautiful short king and the guy from project x did a great job as well. 

  All I know Is the navy has way too many people in the pilot pipeline and thanks to this movie they’re gonna have so many more. 

  I…

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  Predator 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2022

  The fact that hunter gave this 3 stars is fucking disgusting. But the guy also describes food as “earthy” so what else can we expect from this crunchy granola fuck. 

  Get to the fucking chopper baby.

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  Memento 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2022

  I once had a job interview and they wanted an example of my writing skills. They had me watch this movie and then I had to write a 2 paragraph summary of the movie in chronological order with the goal of informing someone of everything they needed to know about the movie as if they had never seen or heard of it. 

  I didn’t get the job. But my summary was bomb. 

  Great movie.

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