Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Pledge 2001

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  When Sean Penn isn’t beating the fuck out of Madonna he directs some okayish movies that you might catch half of late at night on pay tv

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  The Hound of the Baskervilles 1959

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Waiter! More British Aristocrats mauled to death by ethereal hounds!

Popular reviews

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  Dumb Criminals: The Movie 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2024 1

  Pauly Fenech only knows how to make one type of movie and by god does he do it well

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  My dumb ass buying VMAX tickets for a fucking Robert Eggers joint this motherfucker has never shot a single thing in widescreen.

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