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Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I wanted to give this five stars so badly because Peter!!! Best portrayal of Spider-Man I've ever seen!!! However, minus half a star for the cheap brownie points exploiting MJ's character(If you didn't want to use Mary Jane, FINE - poor choice on your part but whatever - but replace her with an original character instead of making a knock-off) and of course, minus another half a star for making Tony Stark an important part of the plot but also making me feel conflicted on that because damn that's a nice suit.
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Ocean's Twelve 2004
I'll bet you the Red Sox-Yankees reference was orchestrated by Matt Damon.
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Amadeus 1984
This may have actually been the most boring movie I've ever seen. Why was it three hours long? I honestly don't think that's necessary. And the actors? Why did they all have different accents? Also the plot. I don't think anything happened.
Mozart himself was interesting enough and I guess Salieri's conflicted feelings for him made a good plot point but still. I think the real problem was in the length of the film. I think there was some potential there but by dragging it out the movie became so dull that any qualities it had diminished.
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La La Land 2016
"It's too nostalgic. Are people going to like it?"
La La Land does scream film nostalgia, and this quote is the best way to understand how this movie perceives itself as well as what is truly is; a love letter from Hollywood to Hollywood. Once you get past the stunning visuals and light, airy music, the mediocre singing and the stumbling that supposedly passes for dancing stand out. Let's face it, Ryan and Emma can't sing or dance. The simplest…
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