Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dancer in the Dark 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  It’s oh, so quiet
  It’s oh, so still…
  I fucking hate this movie

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  Alucarda 1977

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 2

  Did I just fucking watch satanic lesbianism?!
  It had so much potential to be good

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024 7

  It’s Paul Mescal and his thighs against the world💜

  If only he could crush me between those thighs…I mean crush me with that sword.
  Also why did the emperors look like evil twinks out of broadway?

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  Wild at Heart 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 20 May 2024 3

  "I am fucking crazy, but I’m free" a film of Tarantino, directed by David Lynch 
  Laura Palmer you finally became an angel after all that suffering ‼️