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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Quiet Place Day One more like Day Meh...... shows way too much monster and is really just ...... boring......call me a monster (albeit one with not nearly as good hearing) but the movie became just a game of "will the cat die?". In the end, it's really just other bits of the other two repackaged in New York....
  Meh

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  Crocodile Swarm 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Somehow this is worst than 'Maneater'. The whole thing is just shit. Terrible CGI, whinging characters, accents which cross continents in a single sentence. The CGI crocodiles were the most authentic thing in the movie, hint for actors wailing like a banshee isn't acting, it's tedious. Easily the worst 77 minutes of my year.

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  Tarot 2024

  ★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  I have played games of solitaire with more excitement than this

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  Sick 2022

  ½ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  I would rather wear a mask that has been in a snap lock bag filled with a thousand farts than watch this ever again. Just shithouse.

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