Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dinner in America 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Like if Napoleon Dynamite went crust punk. I really loved the casting.

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  10 Cloverfield Lane 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  A tense, well-cast thriller where everyone pulls their weight to make this bottle episode of a movie work (and work it does!)... until the ending, which is so confidently bizarre and left-field in tone that I can't even dislike it. It's not like the movie didn't directly tell us what had happened topside in the first thirty minutes. But man... how odd!

Popular reviews

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  Ouija: Origin of Evil 2016

  ½ Watched 02 Oct 2022

  Three star average? Did we all watch the same movie?

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  No Escape Room 2018

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2021

  This movie is the very definition of suspenseful—in that watching it felt like being trussed up and gutted as one would butcher a pig carcass.
  I feel bad for all the below-line crew for being a part of this tire fire. I hope they got paid enough. I watched this for free and I wasn't paid enough.