Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★ Rewatched 02 May 2024

  I’ll never figure this one out.

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  Shaun the Sheep: The Flight Before Christmas 2021

  Watched 20 Dec 2023

  Perfect. No notes

Popular reviews

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  Uncharted 2022

  ½ Watched 01 Mar 2022

  The worst fucking thing I have ever seen.  Seriously

  
  It’s so clear that no-one involved with the bloated corpse of a movie gave a shit. Right from the outset you can tell that there was no intention of this being good. A cheap cash grab. Nothing more.

  
  This is the godfather, of studio-meddling. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the creative decisions were made by an algorithm. Take a popular IP add two trending actors, remove any hint of…

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  Boiling Point 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2021

  The most accurate depiction of hospitality ever put to film.

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