Jared Heimovitz

Jared Heimovitz

I'm just trying to remember what I watch

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  • Nightwish

    ★★★

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★½

  • Final Cut

    ★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

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  • Nightwish

    Nightwish

    ★★★

    A dilapitated mansion. Bugs. Grad students. Torture. Aliens. An evil professor. Glowing green snakes. A ripped guy named Dean driving a van and purposefully hitting animals, repeatedly. And a whole lot more.

    This started pretty strong but then I faded in and out of sleep and had to finish the next day. Some good effects, some really bad effects, and a plot that lost me.

    It's very rare that when it takes me two (or more) sittings to finish a…

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★½

    This movie didn't even meet the low expectations I had for it.

    Zero fun. Zero heart.

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  • Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV

    Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV

    95% of this documentary is about poor and demanding work conditions projected from a narcissistic and sexist boss, who likey developed these issues from his own previous experiences working in the industry and being the brunt of all the jokes because he was fat. Did he possibly do some weird and creepy things? Yeah. The documentary also drops a bombshell pedophilia report.

    "Children are just a dollar sign when they show up to the set" was said in the last…

  • Rooming with Danger

    Rooming with Danger

    The main ginger girl kind of talked like Tommy Wisseau which was cool but otherwise this was bad

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