Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blonde Crazy 1931

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  cagney’s mannerisms are so charming, the guy just brims with childlike whimsy. first movie i’ve seen him in not playing a gangster, so it’s a fun switch up. him and joan blondell are once again wonderful together

  take a shot everytime someone gets slapped or double-crossed and u are toast my friend

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  Severance 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  it’s kind of the british cast of The Office getting Wrong Turn-ed by the kidnappers from Hostel a little bit. but it is not the Severance that lauren has been asking me to watch. sorry lauren

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  ok so everyone was right about this. my mouth was hanging open 60% of the runtime. people were retching in the theater. laughing, gasping, cheering. all correct responses. like the longest, most gruesome EC horror comic put to screen. so fucking cool. so fucking cool!!! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

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  Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 May 2024

  the whole movie i was going ‘awww they’re so cute’

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