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The Idea of You 2024
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Very, VERY faced paced movie, the beginning really zooms through the motions and plot to get to the good shit (sex, so much milfy sex, good god.)I come from a a fanfiction and writing background, which should be no surprise to anyone, so fuck me it can be really obvious sometimes. Ultimately the main leads bond over needing to piss at the same time, which is and interesting through line they comes up a surprising amount of times. (no need…
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Vampire's Kiss 1988
Every part of this this movie had a film of uncomfortable delusion and dysfunction laced in it. the entire time i was uncomfortable and on edge, and for a movie no quite portrayed as horror, it truly had me guessing at what was going to happen next. Nick cage played is role wonderfully, playing a believably mentally unwell man with too much power given his literary position. the treatment of women as stark within this film, treating them as both…
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Santa's Boot Camp 2016
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I dragged my best friend and my dear dear roommate into watching this with me. little did I realize the mess that I had gotten us into.
Every scene felt like it was edging ever closer to the most graphic and heady Step Dad x Hot Daughter porno. A Lot of long lingering shots of older men looking at younger women. Young twinky boys shot in a wide open shot alone together in a locker room. *Oh no Step bro,…
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Slotherhouse 2023
It was a breath of fresh air for my poor aching lungs to see actual puppeteering. In todays digital apocalypse, it made me truly realize how much I had missed practical effects and live acted scenes that weren't plastered together with over the top CGI. But that was it. That one blessed bit was all that could carry me though this movie. While being broadly about poaching and negative impacts of the exotic animal trade, there where undercurrents of queer…
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