Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Exorcist 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  Ex-cellent

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  Suzume 2022

  ★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  Little cat needs to stop fucking around and do his job

Popular reviews

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2022 1

  This Trilogy is fkn Bonkas and I’m convinced the majority of the dialogue is Bruce Campbell yelling but I’m completely ok with that.

  I also love the fact that the first is a genuine terror fuelled nightmare, the second is more of the same (which is absolutely fine) and the third is clearly them just having a great time.

  The trilogy is also a great example of how practical effects easily makes for more disturbing and uncomfortably terrifying horror.

  But without a doubt the scariest part of all this is the Necronomicon’s sinister power to somehow recast Linda in every. Fkn. Recap.

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  The Flash 2023

  ½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  Before anything else, Sasha Calle and Keaton were great additions to this movie and clearly put their heart and soul into it. Now…

  This is the ugliest movie I’ve ever seen 

  It’s a cheap (albeit completely justified) kick to this movie to only criticise the God awful, diabolical, shameless, filthy fucking CGI. 
  It is also well accepted (and again completely justified) to dislike this based on Ezra Miller himself. Not only because of his behaviour as a person but also…

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