Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moonstruck 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  this has everything for a certified Stella Classic.
  - italians
  - hot buff nic cage in a tank 
  - cher and separate cast member cher’s hair 
  - lengthy diatribes about the nature of life 
  - almost no real action or movement 
  - the dining chairs my nonni have

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  DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story 2004

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  this must’ve been huge for preteen boys everywhere

Popular reviews

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  To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  you’re telling me all we need to solve homophobia is three drag queens in every small town? easy peasy

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2024

  practically stunning and horribly written movie that dares to ask the question, “can a human baby be more ugly than a goblin puppet?” music was underwhelming. also hubba hubba aWOOGa david bowie. do NOT show this to children if they do not have layers upon layers of historical context to go off of. NOT a good movie if you cannot appreciate how bad it is

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