Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Dec 2022

  sex is power is money: never completely attainable, never truly understandable, without it you envy it and with it you despise it, there will always be someone with more of it than you and that fact will kill you if you think too hard about it

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  Cure 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 May 2022

  Are you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Metropolitan 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  “So you’re one of those public transportion snobs. You look down on people who take taxis.”

Popular reviews

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  nothing, except everything. 2023

  ½ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  grindset DIY videographers fucking terrify me, man. hard to imagine a more tortured existence than someone who claims to pray at the altar of unbridled creativity and their purest expression of that idea is somewhere between a heinz ketchup commercial and an expensive vlog, scored to a spotify playlist called “pov: ur the main character.” thousands of linkedin-brained twentysomethings out there, hungry for the lowest common denominator, deliberately abandoning all intention behind every word, sound or gesture in favor of a “strong portfolio.” i went to school with these people!!! they’re really scary!!!

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  Dirtbag 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2022 6

  i love Quirky Movies! :P i love when Characters are Quirky and act all Random and Weird about a Quirky Object! >_< but then da movie is Emotional and Serious about The Quirky Object?! O.o that is Freaking Epic! :D *holds up spork*

  bojack horseman is responsible for this somehow.