Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  i think we need to bring xenophobia back but just against the french

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  The Rapture 1991

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  [holding a loaded pistol to my kid’s head in the desert because she won’t stop complaining about us not being in heaven yet, knowing i am absolutely not shooting myself under any condition] 

  no bro i’m definitely going to do it after i shoot you. i SWEAR i’m going to it bro. we’re both going to see the lord bro. SERIOUSLY straight after you man. i swear. YES dude i told you already, we’re BOTH going to heaven dude. STRAIGHT AFTER bro. THE PEARLY GATES we talked about this. seriously YES oh my god, just trust me bro.

Popular reviews

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  Over Your Cities Grass Will Grow 2010

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2023

  just a guy, his flamethrowers and his numerous health and safety violations.

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  Bound 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Dec 2024

  [wolf-howling while bashing my own head with a big cartoon mallet, making my eyes fire 4ft out of the sockets] really well done criterion remaster