Why is this one of the best uses of magical realism in a high fantasy setting that I've seen in a kid's movie? Why is this one of De Niro's most entertaining roles ever? How had I not heard of a movie with such a star-studded cast until just now? I actually liked this a lot, I think for the world-building more than anything else. It'd be fun to watch a tv show set in this universe.
7/10. Way more fun than I was expecting.