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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★ Rewatched 17 Nov 2022 1

  Emma Watson once again absolutely topped the list of worst acting imaginable (expect for the sharks in Sharknado). The use of time travel as a plot will always be the dumbest piece of media manufactured. The only thing that saved this movie is Jason Isaacs looking like a dilf (even though not featured in this movie, just knowing that he exists)

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  Django Unchained 2012

  ★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2022 2

  Promised Titties, didn’t deliver. Thanks Quentin

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jul 2022

  All levels of fucked up and extremely emotionally disturbing however I saw multiple pairs of tiddies so solid movie

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2022 1

  The best scene, which is coincidentally the most futile, is the 5 minute compilation of oiled up men kicking around a ball. The best character, not even shirtless. What a waste.

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