Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Master Builder 2013

  ½ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  Icky from the jump

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  The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special 2022

  ½ Watched 28 Jan 2023 1

  Soulless drivel. James Gunn hates you.

Popular reviews

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  There Is No "I" in Threesome 2021

  ★ Watched 12 Feb 2021

  Figuratively and literally masturbatory gimmick "cinema".

  I do not consider this a capital-D Documentary. It's a dramatized, self-obsessed, reality TV wannabe heralding itself as something more. It treats itself as a new cornerstone in manuevering millennial relationships, but what you'd expect to happen does. 100% not special.

  I was not taught anything about myself (or about polyamory generally, some stats please??) I was forced to ingest this dude's problems and was then lied to. False fucking advertising and I do not reccomend. Somehow, surprisingly, there's better clickbait content out there.

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  House 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2020 3

  Y'all said this was weird not that it pushed film to it's absolute artistic limit for 90 minutes straight