Favorite films

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Wow, cannot believe the big reveal of this movie was a suicide pact.

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Watching bro play with the little car shattered my heart.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  Absolutely kicking myself, got my daughter a life-sized replica of herself from the town bonehead for her birthday, now what the fuck am I supposed to do?

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  The Butterfly Effect 2004

  ★★½ Watched 11 Sep 2024 3

  My friend told me that on 9/11, a band geek by the name of Gerard Way witnessed the towers fall and created My Chem to deal with the trauma. One Stephanie Meyer was so bricked up about MCR that she wrote the Twilight series. Then someone got horny for, assumably Carlisle, and in turn— made a fic that turned into 50 Shades of Grey. This was read, publicly, by a lot of us. Dakota Johnson was cast as the sub,…

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