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  Samaritan 2022

  ★★ Watched 16 Dec 2022

  When Sylvester Stallone is the best actor in your movie it doesn’t bode well

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  Wrath of Man 2021

  Watched 06 Aug 2022

  Mmmm LA looking fine

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  The Patriot 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jun 2022

  All you morons giving half stars and writing multi paragraph reviews of this need to take a cue from Segal and shove the stem of a wine glass through your temple. Unironically giving this 2.3/10, gtfo. Oh and the politics are definitely questionable but not for any of the reasons you neoliberal hacks think. Smdh.

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  Scenes from a Marriage 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Oct 2021

  Got to knock it half a star for the fourth wall non-sense.

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