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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2024

  A fun but empty watch. They all certainly were horny

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2024

  If I were a dinosaur I'd be an Ankylosaurus

  Jeff Goldblum fucks in this as he does most films, loved Laura Dern and the rest of the cast too!

  I can't believe I didn't get around to watching this sooner, it was so much fun, I had an absolutely blast!

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2023

  Incredibly pretty film with some very ugly birds. 10/10

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