Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Jun 2024

  Donnie Darko is just Half an A-Press with better cinematography.

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  The Gingerdead Man 2005

  ½ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  I hope Charlie Brand got a level for Christmas. I’ve never seen so many bad dutch angles in one film.

Popular reviews

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  Bigfoot vs Krampus 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Nothing could’ve prepared me for low-res alien satan in a wheelchair quoting Milton.

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2022

  Just trying to survive while an inscrutable, generations-old system tries relentlessly to kill me is about how I feel lately. 

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